Argent Hive Colossus

{5} or tap five slivers: Choose one-
•Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a Sliver artifact creature with
power and toughness each equal to its converted
mana cost.(Equipment that's a creature can't equip
a creature.)
•Target artifact creature becomes a non-creature artifact until end of turn.
"Why would anyone make a statue of these things?"