Argreth Bloodblade

: Each noncreature, non-Equipment artifact is an Equipment with equip X and "Equipped creature gets +X/+4," where X is that artifacts mana cost.
+2: Put a 2/2 red Dragonborn creature token with, when this creature enters the battlefield attach target equipment to this creature.
-8: You get an emblem with, "You may have creatures assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked."