Arin Hanson, Egoraptor

+1: Suzy's Blessing: Scry 2, then draw a card.
-3: Wendy's Starvation: Destroy target artifact, creature, land, enchantment, or permanent.
-8: Video Game Boy: All creatures you control gain +2/+2 and trample. Create a 3/2 Ducklett token.