Arnaud-senpai

double strike, hexproof, Fat - if a player is eating,
Arnaud-senpai gets trample.
i {2} - pay {2}, explain to your opponent
why he can't attack you. He can't attack you.
Gay {1} - {1}: target creature becomes
a gay human with base power and toughness 1/1
and loses all its abilities.
"cowabunga le cri des ninjas,..." — Arnaud-senpai