Arpluselle, the Eternal

Haste
When Arpluselle, the Eternal, enters the battlefield, an engagement commences. After his summoning, an unbreakable, eternal, (and legal)
bond shall be formed between all players in
the game.
{r}{g},{t} Wedding Ceremony
{r}{g}{r/g}{2},{t} Honeymoon
{r}{g}{r/g}{5},{t} Life Ever After