Arthur, Arcane Scrivener

When Arthur enters the battlefield, create Mani,
a legendary 0/1 blue Construct creature token
with "{u}{u}{u}: You may cast sorceries as though
they had flash until end of turn.".
{w}{u}{t}: Return target creature you control to its
owner's hand. Copy target sorcery spell you
control, you may choose new targets for the copy.
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