Ascended Putin

+1: Choose 1 - Gain control of target creature until end of turn, it gains haste; Draw a card; Ascended Putin deals 2 damage to target creature.
-2: Gain control of up to 4 target creatures until end of turn. Those creatures get +2/+2 and haste until end of turn.
-9: Choose one - Destroy all creatures, artifacts and enchantments you don't control; or gain control of all lands in play.