Ash Kapow, Worst Barista

If Ash Kapow, Worst Barista would be destroyed,
instead exile it with three time counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Ash Kapow
is exiled, remove a time counter from it. When
the last is removed, return Ash Kapow to the
battlefield under your control.
They say I make the worst coffee in the multiverse,
but at least I never serve the same cup twice.