Ashby, the Builder

+1: Target creature you control gains your choice of first strike, lifelink, flying, deathtouch, trample, menace, or haste until end of turn.
-2: You get an emblem with "If you are in the quiet period on three or more prospectuses, creatures you control have riot. If not, they have haste."
-4: Create an X/X ETF creature token, where X is the total number of emails you've sent and meetings you've been in today.