Asher der Jager the Bleeder

{3}{t}, Asher bleeds, so put a -1/-1 counter on
every opponent creature in play.
"I used to think that I might get in trouble spreading
my particular brand of violence, but then I said
to myself, 'Hey, I'm a lawyer', so now I figure
it's no big deal...I'll get myself out of trouble."
- Asher der Jager