Ashphelt Reveler

Haste
At the beginning of your end step, if Ashphelt Reveler didn't deal combat damage to a player during your last turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then, if a +1/+1 counter was put on Ashphelt Reveler during your last turn, sacrifice it.
"Inflict suffering, and laugh at the sufferings of others, lest you end up being the poor soul being laughed at..."