Asmorjudaspriestthisnameislong

As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you
may pay Black or Red to cast this spell.
When Asmorjudaspriestthisnameislong enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a
card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it,
put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6
damage to itself.
I kiss better than I cook and I cook the Affleck Alfredo.