Assimilation Bot

{1}{p/u}: Assimilate (Join another artifact you
control to this creature. Add its power and
toughness. They become one creature with the
abilities of all assimilated creatures.)
{1}{p/b}: Dissimilate (Remove an assimilated
artifact from this creature. Subtract its power and
toughness. It becomes a separate creature again with
separate abilities.)
Activate these abilities only as a sorcery.

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