Astolfo

When Astolfo enters the battlefield, each
opponent loses their ding-dong.
Haste, Mentor, Vigilance
{t}{r/w}{r/w}{r/w} - Create red and white Astolfo Body
Pillow artifact token with "{t}{1} - Target Girly
Boi under your control gets +1/+1 until end
of turn"
why?