Astolfo the Femboy

Indestructible, Haste, Flash
{x} Astolfo the Femboy changes X creatures subtypes to Gay. Astolfo the Femboy Gains +1+1 for each creature affected this way.
{r}{w}{g}{u}{b} All players at the table must pay homage to Astolfo the Femboy. Tap all permanents in play Astolfo the Femboy gains +3+3, Flying, and Trample until end of turn.