Astra Militarum Garbage

Indestructible, Hexproof.

Semi-cycle {1}(discard this card, look at the top card of your library and discard it.)

Each time Astra Militarum Garbage attacks, triple its power toughness.

If you control this card, announce your victory, and end the game, during your
upkeep... or not if you want to watch them suffer.