Atilex, Hall Monitor

Eminence — Whenever an opponent Ramps,
that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
(A player Ramps whenever they put a land
into play beyond their land per turn, or
whenever they activate nonland mana abilities.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player
who controls more land than you loses 2 life.
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Hey, NO RUNNING!