Augustine, the Balanced

+2: Until the end of your next turn, spells cost [2] more to cast on their controller's turn and [2] less to cast while it is not their turn.
-X: Deal X damage to each creature and each player. Each player untaps X lands.
-9: Exile permanents until each player has the same number of permanents. The player who had the mopst permanents exiled draws that many cards.