Austin The Austentatious

Center of Attention— Whenever Austin enters the battlefield or attacks, each opponent must compliment you. If they refuse, they discard a card and lose 3 life.

Eternal Grudge — If Austin is dealt combat damage during your turn, Austin gains deathtouch.
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"Oh honey, I don’t hold grudges—I catalog them, alphabetize them, and bring them back with interest."