Average Burger King Customer

First bite (This creature has first strike as long
as you're eating. Gum isn't food.)
Chainsaw on a scooter — Whenever Average Burger King Customer attacks or blocks,
roll a d6. On a 1, sacrifice it. Otherwise, roll
2d6. Average Burger King Customer gets
+X/+0 until end of turn, where X is equal
to the total result rolled.