Awesome Buffy Gift

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
Pump Up: Target creature you control gets
+2/+2 and gains vigilance until end of turn.

Slay the Night: Target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
{3}, {t}: Draw a card. Activate this ability only
if you control a Happy Girlfriend.

“It’s thoughtful, deadly, and accessorizes well.
What more could you want?”