Axolotl

Shuffle all your cards, on the battlefield, in your hand, exile and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards and put you on your starting lifetotal.
Exile all cards your opponent has in his or her hand, and graveyard, except for three land cards and two nonland prmanents of his or her choice, put him or her at half of his or hers starting lifetotal.
Axolotl, my time has come to burn! Invoke the ancient power, that I may return!