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Choose one: +1/+1 counter or Defender for 4 turns and 4 +1/+1 counters.
If you control another weird or weird creature, this enters the battlefield with 6 +1/+1 counters. Otherwise it enters with a +1/+1 counter.
{4}{g}{g},{ut}: if you control another weird or weird creature, put 6 +1/+1 counters on this. Otherwise put a +1/+1 counter on this.
When this reaches 30 counters, give each opponent 20 Poo Artifact tokens with "At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent gains 1 life.