Back Alley Bargain

Exile all treasures, and auras and equipment attached to those treasures, from play. Each player in turn randomly chooses a treasure, starting with you, until there are no more treasures. Put all the exiled treasures onto the battlefield under the control of the player that chose them. (Auras and Equipment remain attached to those treasures.)
What a good ... no, wait ... bad ... no wait ... good deal.