Baelz, Bringer of Chaos

When Baelz, Bringer of Chaos attacks, roll a d6.
1 | Baelz deals 2 damage to each creature.
2 | Put a +1/+1 counter on Baelz.
3 | Create a treasure token.
4 | Destroy target noncreature artifact.
5 | Baelz gains double strike until end of turn.
6 | Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain
trample until end of turn.
"Man, the Gods were right to send me, you all need
a little fun in your lives!"