Baer, Rakdos Bouncer

Haste, Spectacle {2}{b}{b}{r}
When Baer, Rakdos Bouncer enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each opponent
and each creature and planeswalker they control.
If you payed Baer, Rakdos Bouncer's spectacle
cost, it gains deathtouch.
"Don't you know it's rude to show up to a party
uninvited?"