Balalaika, Ruthless Russian

All creatures you control have menace.
{2}{b}{r}, Target creature gets "When this creature
deals damage to target creature or player, it deals
double that damage this turn."
"Hotel Moscow will show no mercy to anything in its
way. We will reject it and annihilate it. Family,
friends, even the pet dog if necessary."
- Balalaika, Ruthless Russian