Bald Rowen

Ninjitsu {w}{w}
Whenever Bald Rowen deals combat damage to a player, that player must shave a card out of their
hand. (To shave a card is to discard a card with sound effects)
"I thought that I had wavy hair
Until I shaved. Instead,
I find that I have straight hair
And a very wavy head."
-Shel Silverstein, "Wavy Hair"