Baleful Monologue

Choose any target that can be damaged.
Baleful Monologue can't be countered as long as
it targets a creature with summoning sickness.
If that permanent would be put into a graveyard
this turn, you may remove it from the game
instead.
Baleful monologue deals 3 damage to that target.
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