Ballin' Shaq

Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield
under your control, you may equip it to an
Athlete you control.
{4}: Create a colorless artifact Equipment token
named Basketball with "Equip {2}" and
"Equipped creature has Afflict 1."
"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money,
money, money. I just want to play the game, drink
Pepsi, wear Reebok."