Balls Deep

Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has first strike, and must attack each combat if able.
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may say "Balls Deep" out loud. If you do, gain 3 life and create a 1/1 red and white Love Token with haste.

"When you love someone, you go all in. Balls deep, baby." —Cleveland Brown Jr.