Balorn, The Conqueror

+1: Deal 2 damage to every creature with less than 3 toughness. Then deal 2 damage to every player who lost a creature.
-2: Red creatures gain Haste and First Strike until end of turn. Black creatures gain Deathtouch and Lifelink until end of turn.
-8: Destroy all nonland permanents that are not Red or Black.