Banana Man - Tally Hall

Make a player leave the game for 4 Minutes and 9 Seconds. Skip their turn while they are away. They can not be the target or spells or abilities while they are gone. Their life total can not change while they are gone. They can not cast spells or activate abilities while they are gone. Their creatures phase out while they are gone The only thing they are allowed to do while they are gone is sing Banana Man