Bank Enthusiast

{p/b}, {t}, Sacrifice an artifact: Force target player
to say the word of your choice. The chosen word
must be four letters in length.
Gotcha! - Whenever an opponent says "Evil" or
"Treasure", you may say "Gotcha!". If you do,
create a Treasure token. (A Treasure token is a colorless artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this artifact:
Add one mana of any color.")
Now say "Piss".