Bao the Blatant Sneak Thief

{t}: target player loses control of target non-
creature permanent for as long as Bao the Blatant
Sneak Thief is in play. Put that card into play
under your control. When Bao the Blatant Sneak
Thief leaves play, that card returns to its owner's
graveyard.
Umhai! I will do a taek. LULZ you can't
catch me. LUUULLLLZZZ