BaoKrakken

First strike, trample, unaffected by summoning sickness. BaoKrakken can block flying creatures.

{b}{b}{t}: bury target permanent
{r}{r}{t}: target player loses 2 life
{g}{g}: +2/+1 until end of turn
Discard a card from your hand at random: untap BaoKrakken

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