Barbalak, Sword Coast Kraken

When Barbalak, Sword Coast Kraken enters
the battlefield, return all nonblue creatures
to their owners' hands.
Every land you control is an island in addition to its other types.
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"Oh shi - " ~ Hazzar the Ruthless