Barbaric Shaniqua

{x}{r}{u}: Take a 5 minute break. You may actually
take an {x} minute break and scry {x}.
{3}{r}{r}{u}{u}: Summon Omnath, Locus of Rage.
Players named "Tristan Greer" lose the game.
"It can't be possible... How is he alive?
It... it cannot be!
God save us all." - CMOrtega