Barney, Cruel Tyrant

Hexproof, Deathtouch, Lifelink, Vigilance,
Trample, Haste
Barney can't attack or block.
During your upkeep, roll a d6. On a 1, dinosaurs
you control get Hexproof, 2 Deathtouch,
3 Lifelink, 4 Vigilance, 5 Trample, 6 Haste
until the start of your next turn.
If your dinosaur already has this trait, it gets
+1/+1 instead.