Barry 6

Indestructible.
Barry 6 enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters.
{x} {t}: remove X +1/+1 counters from Barry 6
and create that many 1/1 colourless Alien
Pirate tokens.
{2}: tokens you control have haste untill end of turn.
{5}: all Pirates gain "{t}: sacrifice this card, add one mana of any colour."
"These little devils are just parched."