Barry Drunken Master Smasher

{2}{w}{b}Create a 1/1 Drunkard. Drunkard can't attack anyone with an Island because they will drown.
{w}{b}Put the top card of your library onto to the battlefield without paying the mana cost and lose one life.
{w}Flash-sacrifice a drunkard to gain a life back.
{b}Flash-exile any black card in a graveyard.
{4}{w}You have any ability any white creature on the board has.
{4}{b}You have any ability any black creature on the board has.

SMASH! SMASH!