Be a Badass

{w}{b}: Destroy all permanents on any player's field and deal damage to them equal to 10 times the number of cards targeted by this cards effect, even if they're not destroyed. If Kirito The Spriggan or The Black Swordsman is on your side of the field while you have Commander Heathcliff in your graveyard, this card's effect is counted as commander damage.
"System Login: ID Heathcliff.
System Command: Set Pain Absorber to zero."