Beach Doggo

Bork(This mother heckin doggo gets 1 Bork counter for each creature you control with Bork)
Islandwalk
When this creature deals damage to a player, you may instead draw X cards, then discard X plus 2 cards, where X is equal to the number of Bork counters on Beach Doggo
"I am da one who dare borks at da waves"