Beastmaster Parashar

Trample
Lazy 2 (On your upkeep, roll a dice. If you
roll a 1 or a 2, tap Beastmaster Parashar.)
At the start of combat, If Beastmaster Parashar is tapped, you cannot attack. If it is untapped, create a 1/1 cat creature token.
He'll get you... once he's done sleeping.