Beau, The Valiant

Haste, Vigilance

Dander — When Beau, The Valiant enters the battlefield, all creatures with allergies get -1/-1, itchiness, and sneezing.

{1}{t}: Beau, The Valiant fetches your phone.

{g}{t}, Sacrifice a food token: Beau, The Valiant releases a fart dealing 2 damage to all creatures.