Beedle, Traveling Merchant

"Really? But this is such a good deal... and that beetle really wants to be with me.
I just don't understand your thought process here...
Maybe I'll sneak into his inventory and replace it with a common beetle while he's not looking. He won't know the difference...
No, I'll hire someone to do it for me. No need to get my hands dirty...
Hehehehehe...
Oh, you're still here? I thought you left.
Uh, well let me know if you change your mind!
Anyway, back to business..."