Beelzeboss

Roll a six-sided die. 1–2 — You sacrifice two creatures or lose 6 life. 3–4 — Each player sacrifices a creature. 5 — Each opponent loses 3 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. 6 — Target player draws three cards.{flavor}The demon code prevents me; From declining a rock-off challenge.What are your terms?What’s the catch? -Tenacious D-