Beetlejuice, the Bioexorcist

The Whole "Being Dead" Thing—As long as no opponent has three or more name counters on
them, Beetlejuice isn't a creature.
Say my Name—At the beginning of your upkeep,
each opponent may receive a name counter. If
they do, they draw a card and lose 1 life.
Creepy Old Guy—Remove five name counters
from target opponent: Put five +1/+! counters
on Beetlejuice. While Beetlejuice has these
counters on him, he is no longer an enchantment,