Ben Steckler-Heim

+2: Target permanent is named a name of your choice until end of turn.
-X: Create X Bicycle artifact tokens with "Sacrifice this Bicycle: Copy target spell an opponent cast. You may choose new targets for the copy."
-9: Tap all permanents on the battlefield that you don't control. Draw two cards and gain 1 life. Lands your opponents control don't untap.