Ben, the Chronic Complainer

Double strike, haste
When Ben, the American Complainer enters the battlefield, you may complain about anything for
up to 10 seconds.
{1}{b}{g}{u}{t}: create two 1/4 blue and black complainers with double strike with the ability {t}: complain for 5 seconds
"Woah Wragg, where is my card?" Later... "Wragg!!
Why is my card not a mythic rare!!"